character - Connor (voice)

character - Samurai (voice)

character - Line Guy 2 (voice)

character - Mild-Mannered Dad

character - Sam (voice)

character - Senior Engineer

character - Art

character - Horatio

character - Sheriff George Jenkins

character - Bomb Squad Captain Jenkins

character - Chief

character - Mr. Oklahoma

character - Alex Winkles

character - Gordon

character - Kevin

character - Construction Worker

character - Bobby's Publicist

character - Father Walter

character - Dave Sinnott

character - Dave the Reporter

character - Jerry

character - Friendly Cop / Confused Guy #1 (voice)

character - Cop

character - Silent Mike

character - Gary

character - Edward

character - Janitor Randy

character - Bill Murhoff

character - Officer Wally Johnson

character - Lux

character - Marvin Slater (Security Officer)

character - Officer Washburn

character - Steve

character - Cameraman

character - Mike the Bartender

character - Walter Bailey

character - Ronald McDonald / Bibendum Mike / Bibendum Sheriff (voice)

character - Wendell

character - Xbox Guy

character - Tom

character - Zodiac 3

character - Jury Foreman

character - Doug

character - Classmate

character - Jimmy

character - Marty

character - Self

character - Debate Official

character - Ticket Master

character - Crazed Fan

character - David

character - Sean Hall

character - Red Star Systems Director

character - Super

character - Airport Security Officer

character - Officer Dennis

character - Frankenstein

character - Fred

character - Assassin Kartmann

character - Peter

character - Ted, the Pilot

character - Cop on SWAT Team

character - Frank